The Match

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Overall 67%

James Leach 67%

THE YS FOOTBALL Yes, it's Autumn, the time of year when people go out into the cold to play football. What a noble game it is, what with refs, subs and Desmond Lynam. We ordered JAMES LEACH to go and play four recent £3.99 releases from D&H Games. We also invited wacky TV footballing funsters, Saint and Greavsie to comment on the games (just to add that souppon of expert opinion). THE YS FOOTBALL Yes, it's Autumn, the time of year when people go out into the cold to play football. What a noble game it is, what with refs, subs and Desmond Lynam. We ordered JAMES LEACH to go and play four recent £3.99 releases from D&H Games. We also invited wacky TV footballing funsters, Saint and Greavsie to comment on the games (just to add that souppon of expert opinion). I'm sorry but it has to be said, the loading screen to The Match is the most depressing thing I've ever seen. It looks like a road accident. But having said that, the gameplay is speedy and pretty idiot-proof. You get to see the whole field from a sort of far-away grandstand view, and the tiny figures run around with the ball 'til someone scores. Just like the real thing. There's a running commentary at the bottom of the screen so, even if you can't tell the teams apart, you can still keep up with what's happening. In the game it's possible to train everybody, so your team gets pretty pokey quite early in the season. (He means powerful. Ed) This is good news if you don't want to sit in front of your Speccy for about 40 hours in an attempt to win just one match. The graphics aren't too bad and, amazingly they don't go along at the speed of an arthritic snail climbing a mountain. In fact, you could live to see out an entire season of The Match. Greavsie says: Right, I'm off home now. Do you want a lift, Saint? Saint says: Hur hur hur. I don't know how you manage to be so funny, Greavsie, I really don't.

I've scored! Ha ha! That'll teach Gaylord's team to take on the might of the beautiful Bath!