Park Patrol

Sinclair User

Overall 4/10

Jim Douglas 4/10

Label: Firebird Price: £1.99 Memory: 48K/128K Joystick: None Reviewer: Jim Douglas Park Patrol looks like it could be a re-working of the age-old classic, Frogger, the game where you've got to make your way across a river dodging logs and other water-bound obstacles. Which means it's a little disappointing to discover that it's about being a ranger in a nature park and collecting litter. Adversaries you will encounter include swimmers, ants, snakes and logs. Very threatening. Acceptable gameplay is marred by shocking graphics and an initial idea so boring I'd rather listen to my grandmother explaining how to make strawberry jam. Two pounds could be spent in far better ways, though I conceded this isn't actually the epitome of dreadfulness. Not quite.

Crash

Presentation 53%

Graphics 42%

Playability 56%

Addictive Qualities 47%

Overall 48%

Bym Welthy 62%

Nick Roberts 27%

Paul Sumner 55%

Producer: Firebird Retail Price: £1.99 Ranger Percy Nutting has lost a marble or two, and you're called into sort out the mess his nervous breakdown has caused at Papatoetoe Park, an environmental paradise now full of litter, wilful wildlife and incompetent swimmers. The park is shown on a horizontally-split screen, with its blue lake full of swimmers, snakes, litter and logs, and the red landscape that forms the northern bank inhabited by crusty-backed turtles. Since the Park Keepers' Union isn't too strong, your equipment is limited to a small canoe. You can paddle this across the lake in any direction you choose, leaping out whenever anything needs to be collected from the bank. Every time you gather a piece of litter, a tin can or a bottle, you are awarded points, and one litter icon is removed from the display at the bottom of the screen. When all the rubbish in one level has been collected, you can move on to the next. But this isn't as easy, or as safe, as school litter patrol. Your three lives are seriously threatened by obstacles in the water and by the local fauna; the world's first family of homing snakes presents a particular danger. So you carry a supply of Boots' snake repellent: just one capsule flicked into the water clears the area. Swimmers also cut swaths through the wobbly wetness of the water, but some destroy your canoe if it hits them and others get in trouble and have to be rescued. Because you missed breakfast, your energy supply is limited and falling. You can replenish your calorie count by rescuing discarded morsels of cheese-and-pickle sandwiches from food-stealing ants (with a well-aimed kick). And if you keep up all this good work, Percy could be out of a job. Opponents of sexism in software may be pleased to learn that in Park Patrol the player can be male or female - he just has to make up his mind, doesn't he? COMMENTS Joysticks: Cursor, Kempston, Sinclair Graphics: unnecessarily block with little use of colour Sound: rambling tune at the beginning; spot FX Options: definable gender

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